I couldn't laugh out loud...
I tried, because I knew it was supposed to be funny.. But I'd just sound like a broken record as to why I couldn't... I've been reading all the reviews rated <5 and it seems like they've hit the nail on the head and hammered it in quite deep.
So I'll just add a +1 onto those reviews. I think you need to take a break and play some fuckin' video games... for yourself.
A 4/10 for the animation skillz...